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voodoodollhemmings:

Actually accurate

voodoodollhemmings:

Actually accurate


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baracknobama:

"do you like money?"
“¥€$”

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

glowing-fallen-angel:

homophobic:

sonically-gallifreyan:

im-an-assbutt:

Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD

Ohmygod

obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning

let the hunger games begin

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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fraxtil:

Why is there a cup attached to the wall of this Taco Bell